We’re an AMERICAN Restaurant and We Only Do FULL-CONTACT Delivery

No masks. No gloves. But a whole lotta Justin.

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This piece originally appeared in the Gut Bomb Humor Newsletter, a biweekly roundup of funny food writing. Subscribe at gutbombhumor.com

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