We’re an AMERICAN Restaurant and We Only Do FULL-CONTACT Delivery
3 min readApr 2, 2021
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No masks. No gloves. But a whole lotta Justin.
This piece originally appeared in the Gut Bomb Humor Newsletter, a biweekly roundup of funny food writing. Subscribe at gutbombhumor.com
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