Wear a Chin Mask, Dipshit!

We must protect our chins from COVID-19 at all costs!

Photo by Gustavo Fring from Pexels

So I’m walking outside this morning to get my daily Dunkin’ fix, breathing the fresh spring air into my unencumbered nostrils and sucking orange creamsicle-flavored e-cig vapor through my properly socially-distanced mouth, and what do I see? A bunch of you assclowns waltzing around without any protection! What in the hell are you thinking?

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A writer and editor living, laughing, and loving in the NYC suburbs. Twitter: @adamcswrites

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Adam Campbell-Schmitt

A writer and editor living, laughing, and loving in the NYC suburbs. Twitter: @adamcswrites