We Hereby Step in as Members of the Royal Family

If Harry and Meghan don’t want the job, we’ll take it.

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To Her Majesty the Queen and other assorted Royals:

As their Highnesses Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan have made clear their wishes to voluntarily withdraw from Royal life, I, Lord Chester of Widdlesby, Queen Elizabeth’s fifth great-grandnephew thrice removed, and my wife Prunella (whom we call…