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Unlicensed Halloween Costumes for 2020
Welcome to Spirit Halloween! While we don’t have the officially-licensed timely costume you’re looking for, we do have these suitable, generic knockoffs that still get the point across:
Bottle of Purell — Sterile Goop Dispenser
Facemask — Blue Mouth Rectangle
Coronavirus — Death Breath Microbe
“Cats” Movie Character — Horny Uncanny Feline
Tom Nook from “Animal Crossing” — Sexy Salesman Racoon
Zoom Window — Could Have Been An Email Box
Jeffrey Toobin — Jerking Journalist
Meghan Markle — Downgraded Duchess
Prince Harry — Flushed Royal
Murder Hornet — Assault Bee
NBA Bubble Player — Plastic Wrapped Athlete
Fly on Mike Pence’s Head — Homophobic Hair Bug
Joe Exotic from “Tiger King” — Zookeeper Roadie
Carol Baskin from “Tiger King” — Midsommer Mama
Cardi B from the “WAP” Video — Moist Crotch Rapper
Ruth Bader Ginsburg — Judicious Doily
Ivanka Trump—Despot’s Daughter
Hunter Biden—Limited Liability
Joe Biden — Teethy Peepaw
Donald Trump — Chinese Taxpayer (bald cap not included)
