“Old Town Road (Remix)” feat. Robert Mueller x Nancy Pelosi x Adam Schiff

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There’s only one contender for 2019’s song of the summer, and it’s Lil Nas X’s “Old Town Road,” if only because the rapper keeps successfully remixing the single with new artists on a seemingly weekly basis. This week was no exception as the social media-savvy artist capitalized on Capitol Hill proceedings by releasing a new version featuring former FBI director Robert Mueller, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, and Intelligence Committee Chair, Rep. Adam Schiff. Take a look at the new lyrics below:

[Lil Nas X]
I’m gonna take my horse to the old town road
I’m gonna ride ’til I can’t no more
I’m gonna take my horse to the old town road
I’m gonna ride ’til I can’t no more

[Robert Mueller]
I got nothin’ new to add
No facts to un-redact
Not thrilled to be back, wore a suit that’s drab to match
Let me keep this short
It’s all in the report
You can tell from my demeanor I’m here as a last resort

No exoneration
From my investigation
Shouldn’t have to come here just to de-fine exculpation
Trump may be an outlaw
Honestly, not my call
Doubt this testimony will change any minds at all

[Adam Schiff]
Can’t you please give us somethin’?
A soundbite, somethin’
Can’t ya’ll just give us somethin’?
Or we can’t do nothin’

[Lil Nas X]
I’m gonna take my horse to the old town road
I’m gonna ride ’til I can’t no more
I’m gonna take my horse to the old town road
I’m gonna ride ’til I can’t no more

[Nancy Pelosi]
My house, my rules
2020 ain’t far
No im-peach-ment
Not even in the cards
The Squad can pipe down, Madame Speaker’s got her own plans
Ya’ll can pry this gavel from my cold dead hands!

Yeah, I’m gonna stay the course on this lonely road
Not gonna let ‘em vote Trump out the door
I’m gonna stay the course on this lonely road
Maybe we’ll win again in ’24

[Robert Mueller]
Yeehaw!

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