Are You Horny or Is It Just Ramps Season?

It’s hard to tell…

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This piece originally appeared in the Gut Bomb Humor Newsletter, a biweekly roundup of funny food writing. Subscribe at gutbombhumor.com

If you’re experiencing any of these feelings, it could be because you’re horny or it could be because it’s ramps season — that short window of the year when those coveted wild leeks emerge in the woods and make a brief appearance at the grocery store. Honestly, it’s difficult to say…

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