Are You Horny or Is It Just Ramps Season?

Adam Campbell-Schmitt
2 min readApr 20, 2021

It’s hard to tell…

Image by ICKH from Pixabay

If you’re experiencing any of the below feelings, it could be because you’re horny — or it could be because it’s ramps season, that short window of the year when those coveted wild leeks emerge in the woods and make a brief appearance at the grocery store. Honestly, it’s difficult to say…

  • You’re bored with your usual crop of options and you want…

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Adam Campbell-Schmitt

A writer and editor living, laughing, and loving in the NYC suburbs. Twitter: @adamcswrites