Ahoy! The Thanksgiving Armada!

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Look! Behind the Gravy Boat! It’s…

The Stuffing Ferry!

The Mashed Potato Pontoon!

The Cranberry Sloop!

The Green Bean Dinghy!

The Beaujolais Punt!

The Mac & Cheese Yacht!

The Collard Barge!

The Candied Yam Catamaran!

The Pumpkin Pie Kayak!

And, of course, the ol’ Turkey Canoe!



Adam Campbell-Schmitt

A writer and editor living, laughing, and loving in the NYC suburbs. Twitter: @adamcswrites