Ahoy! The Thanksgiving Armada!
Look! Behind the Gravy Boat! It’s…
The Stuffing Ferry!
The Mashed Potato Pontoon!
The Cranberry Sloop!
The Green Bean Dinghy!
The Beaujolais Punt!
The Mac & Cheese Yacht!
The Collard Barge!
The Candied Yam Catamaran!
The Pumpkin Pie Kayak!
And, of course, the ol’ Turkey Canoe!