Adam Campbell-Schmitt·Nov 14, 2024Do You Call It Cranberry Sauce, Cranberry Relish, or Bog Spider Eggs?The seasonal side dish may have different names, depending on which part of the country or the SpiderLands you’re from.
Adam Campbell-Schmitt·Apr 15, 2024I’m the Loose Thread in Your Elastic Waistband and I’m Not Going AnywhereYou can’t cut me out of your life so easily.
Adam Campbell-Schmitt·Apr 9, 202411 Times ‘Bluey’ Episodes Leaned Way Too Hard Into the Fact That They’re DogsThese canine-centered plots were somehow still emotionally devastating.
InGreener Pastures MagazinebyAdam Campbell-Schmitt·Apr 11, 2023Less Discussed Benefits of a 4-day WorkweekThree-day weekends are only the beginning.
InGreener Pastures MagazinebyAdam Campbell-Schmitt·Mar 21, 2023MasterClass: The Art of Acting in a Fat SuitEverything you need to know, from putting on prosthetics to penning an Oscar acceptance speech.A response icon2A response icon2
InGreener Pastures MagazinebyAdam Campbell-Schmitt·Feb 21, 2023I, Prometheus, Bringer of Fire, Can’t Believe You’re Still Using Gas StovesYou’ve GOTTA be more energy-consciousA response icon2A response icon2
InGreener Pastures MagazinebyAdam Campbell-Schmitt·Jan 24, 2023I’m Beginning to Think Elon Musk’s Improv Team Isn’t Making Any of This UpThat whole bit about self-driving vehicle safety protocols felt a bit rehearsed.A response icon1A response icon1
InSlackjawbyAdam Campbell-Schmitt·Jan 19, 2023It’s Dry January — Here Are 7 Reasons to Give Up Your BidetThe New Year is here: A moment to reset, refocus, and reassess your butthole.A response icon4A response icon4
Adam Campbell-Schmitt·Nov 18, 2022Earth Planet Produces 8 Billion Viable Host OrganismsHumanoids are said to be ideal nesting vessels for gestating larvae.
Adam Campbell-Schmitt·Apr 26, 2022Alternatives to TwitterThey’re not ideal, but they’re not owned by Elon Musk.
