PinnedAdam Campbell-Schmitt11 Times ‘Bluey’ Episodes Leaned Way Too Hard Into the Fact That They’re DogsThese canine-centered plots were somehow still emotionally devastating.·3 min read·Apr 9, 2024----
PinnedAdam Campbell-SchmittinGreener Pastures MagazineMasterClass: The Art of Acting in a Fat SuitEverything you need to know, from putting on prosthetics to penning an Oscar acceptance speech.·4 min read·Mar 21, 2023--2--2
Adam Campbell-SchmittI’m the Loose Thread in Your Elastic Waistband and I’m Not Going AnywhereYou can’t cut me out of your life so easily.·2 min read·Apr 15, 2024----
Adam Campbell-SchmittinGreener Pastures MagazineLess Discussed Benefits of a 4-day WorkweekThree-day weekends are only the beginning.·1 min read·Apr 11, 2023----
Adam Campbell-SchmittinGreener Pastures MagazineI, Prometheus, Bringer of Fire, Can’t Believe You’re Still Using Gas StovesYou’ve GOTTA be more energy-conscious·3 min read·Feb 21, 2023--2--2
Adam Campbell-SchmittinGreener Pastures MagazineI’m Beginning to Think Elon Musk’s Improv Team Isn’t Making Any of This UpThat whole bit about self-driving vehicle safety protocols felt a bit rehearsed.·4 min read·Jan 24, 2023--1--1
Adam Campbell-SchmittinSlackjawIt’s Dry January — Here Are 7 Reasons to Give Up Your BidetThe New Year is here: A moment to reset, refocus, and reassess your butthole.·4 min read·Jan 19, 2023--4--4
Adam Campbell-SchmittEarth Planet Produces 8 Billion Viable Host OrganismsHumanoids are said to be ideal nesting vessels for gestating larvae.·3 min read·Nov 18, 2022----
Adam Campbell-SchmittAlternatives to TwitterThey’re not ideal, but they’re not owned by Elon Musk.·2 min read·Apr 26, 2022----
Adam Campbell-SchmittinGreener Pastures MagazineThis Is Your Super-Qualified Captain SpeakingWe’re in the sky… Can you believe it?!·3 min read·Apr 18, 2022--2--2