20 Ways to Refer to the ‘Super Bowl’ Without Getting Sued

“The Big Game” isn’t your only option.

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  • Helmetfest
  • Artificial Turf War
  • Millionaire Mosh Pit
  • The Grass Stain Massacre
  • The Battle of Bumpin’ Athletic Cups
  • Slightly Realer Wrestlemania
  • Uncle Rob’s Academy Awards
  • At-Least-Mom-Is-Screaming-at-the-TV-and-Not-Us Sunday
  • Fourquarter Opera
  • Chicken Wingmageddon
  • Commercial Break Christmas
  • The Pigskin Polka
  • America’s Grey Cup (Canada)
  • The Oblong Ball Ballet
  • Nonsports Fans Insist on Awareness Week
  • Super-short The Weeknd Concert
  • Joe Buck Gets Laryngitis Eve
  • Day-Drinking Appreciation Day
  • Concussapalooza

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