Adam Campbell-SchmittDo You Call It Cranberry Sauce, Cranberry Relish, or Bog Spider Eggs?The seasonal side dish may have different names, depending on which part of the country or the SpiderLands you’re from.6d ago6d ago
Adam Campbell-SchmittI’m the Loose Thread in Your Elastic Waistband and I’m Not Going AnywhereYou can’t cut me out of your life so easily.Apr 15Apr 15
Adam Campbell-Schmitt11 Times ‘Bluey’ Episodes Leaned Way Too Hard Into the Fact That They’re DogsThese canine-centered plots were somehow still emotionally devastating.Apr 9Apr 9
Adam Campbell-SchmittinGreener Pastures MagazineLess Discussed Benefits of a 4-day WorkweekThree-day weekends are only the beginning.Apr 11, 2023Apr 11, 2023
Adam Campbell-SchmittinGreener Pastures MagazineMasterClass: The Art of Acting in a Fat SuitEverything you need to know, from putting on prosthetics to penning an Oscar acceptance speech.Mar 21, 20232Mar 21, 20232
Adam Campbell-SchmittinGreener Pastures MagazineI, Prometheus, Bringer of Fire, Can’t Believe You’re Still Using Gas StovesYou’ve GOTTA be more energy-consciousFeb 21, 20232Feb 21, 20232
Adam Campbell-SchmittinGreener Pastures MagazineI’m Beginning to Think Elon Musk’s Improv Team Isn’t Making Any of This UpThat whole bit about self-driving vehicle safety protocols felt a bit rehearsed.Jan 24, 20231Jan 24, 20231
Adam Campbell-SchmittinSlackjawIt’s Dry January — Here Are 7 Reasons to Give Up Your BidetThe New Year is here: A moment to reset, refocus, and reassess your butthole.Jan 19, 20234Jan 19, 20234
Adam Campbell-SchmittEarth Planet Produces 8 Billion Viable Host OrganismsHumanoids are said to be ideal nesting vessels for gestating larvae.Nov 18, 2022Nov 18, 2022
Adam Campbell-SchmittAlternatives to TwitterThey’re not ideal, but they’re not owned by Elon Musk.Apr 26, 2022Apr 26, 2022
